Saturday, February 11, 2006

The 2006 Winter Olympics - Is that his cock?

Hello Pigelts,

It only happens every four years. A few solid days of staring at the TV watching men speed skating around in a circle, attempting to grab Olympic gold. Millions, glued to thier TV, are hoping to see less of the athlete's cock then the tight little suit allows.

The next paragraphs's for you Meagan.

While Speed Skating is the Olympic's answer to Gay porn. Women's luge is intorducing teenage boys everywhere to the Camel Toe. Women's double luge is teaching us lesbians aren't all millitant, army boot wearing feminazis.

Men's double luge is ripping into Brokeback Mountain at the box office. Not that terrible anal rip you'd expect. -- only the Cannibal will understand that last link.

If you listen carefully, everytime a man in a skin tight suit (possible events include Speed Skating, Luge, Downhill Skiing) is competing, someone, somewhere is saying... is that his cock?

3 Comments:

At 2/11/2006 11:31:00 AM, Blogger UrbanCannibal said...

HAHAHAHA! Man! What is it with you and this peter puffing preoccupation? I'm sure Meg is honored by her very own Camel Toe/Feminazi paragraph - hahaha!

 
At 2/15/2006 09:52:00 AM, Blogger Megan said...

There are no words to express the honor I feel on this humbling occassion- camel toes and feminazis. Does it get any better than this? I think not.

 
At 2/27/2006 08:50:00 AM, Blogger Serena said...

Pig, the Jeu Olympics are over-- come back.

 

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