Friday, February 17, 2006

US Women's Curlers Made My Penis Move a Little

Hello Piglets,

I'm addicted to the Olympics... for good reason. This is team USA's Women's Curling team. They are hot. When I was just a wee piglet, curling was a sport for fat old drinking buddies. The curling rink was a place to go to get away from yer' wife. If a woman was in the rink she was serving drinks or a big fat lesbian... not the double luge kind-of-lesbian, but the classic motorcycle kinda' of millitant dyke. Now we have this. And, this. Oh yeah, and this. One more...

I still want the Canadian girls to win... but man I want to see the American women in porn. Not the soft gentle girl porn either. I want them yellin' Hurry, Hurry Hard doing lesbian shit and fucking a broom stick.

Oh yeah, here's a sexy picture of Canadian Women's Hockey Player Cassie Campbell. Although, I don't know how I'd get a hummer with that thing on.

Oh, uh, sorry. I did it again. I devalued years of training and hard work and turned women into a piece of meat.

That's not my intent. I'm just horny, I guess.

Olympic chicks make my dink move.

Keyword Search Update: -- Hey people are finding me with Google... I finally made it.
02/17/06 19:16:19 speed skating skin suits erection (Google)
02/17/06 10:29:31 women's luge camel toe (Google)
02/17/06 10:13:47 today show brokeback mountain double luge (Google)
02/17/06 07:19:00 speedskating cameltoe (Google)
02/17/06 00:35:43 speedskating cameltoe (Google)
02/17/06 00:32:58 double luge (Google)
02/16/06 23:10:58 "women's double luge" (Google)
02/16/06 22:46:35 men's double luge gay (Google)
02/16/06 18:30:02 women luge camel (Google)
02/16/06 15:57:28 olympic speed skating camel-toe (Google)
02/16/06 12:22:49 speedskating +camel (Google)
02/16/06 09:02:26 pig (MSN)
02/16/06 07:56:43 pig fuck in woman (Yahoo)
02/16/06 02:59:57 speed skating women camel (Google)
02/16/06 02:59:38 speed skating women camel (Google)
02/16/06 01:42:04 "DOUBLE LUGE" speed (Google)
02/16/06 01:41:09 "DOUBLE LUGE" speed (Google)
02/16/06 01:39:50 "DOUBLE LUGE" speed (Google)
02/16/06 01:39:35 "DOUBLE LUGE" speed (Google)
02/15/06 09:07:34 luge cameltoe (Google)


At 2/19/2006 10:39:00 PM, Blogger UrbanCannibal said...

Arrrg! I can't believe you slipped that "one more" link in there! What's worse, I can't believe that I saved it and now have it as my wallpaper - she's purdy. Thanks for coming over, drinking all my beer and forcing me to buy $40 in comics this weekend. Bastard. Now, where's that 5 hole?

At 2/22/2006 10:24:00 AM, Blogger UrbanCannibal said...

Your comment counter is broken, either that or my comments don't rate as such :( Bastards!

At 2/22/2006 10:24:00 AM, Blogger UrbanCannibal said...

Now, it works. Ahhh validation!

At 2/22/2006 11:05:00 AM, Blogger The Dark Pig said...

Thanks for making me feel like I have three friends.

At 2/22/2006 01:19:00 PM, Blogger UrbanCannibal said...

I'll be you got all excited too eh? tee hee hee! "wow, this post is so popular! Second only to camel toes and homos!"

At 2/24/2006 03:36:00 PM, Blogger Megan said...

That last one has left me speechless.


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